New Colour Launched By Wholux!
If YOU have an 18th Century slaver ship that needs a new coat of paint, why not try our fantastic new colour: Solicitor Grey! *
So depressing that your prisoners will gladly sign any contract you put on front of them!
Or try it on the walls of your office! Guaranteed to cause Print Blindness in 8 out of 10 clerks!
Brightens up flooded prison cells! **
Takes the strain out of choosing from all those confusing colours!
Solictior Grey - "You'll have to be more careful, won't you?"
*available in 50 Shades. All of them identical.
**not by much, admittedly...
(Written by Andrew Trowbridge)
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