Dr Who And The Sad Ageists

Dr Who And The Sad Ageists

The Complete And Utter History Of Dr WHO? (Part Twenty-Seven)

'The Sad Ageists' were the first 'DRWhO' story that were named, so if it ever found again we know what to call it on the DVD cover, which is a good example of planning ahead.

In this one, Dr WOH went for a tramp in some bushes with his Reacting Vibrator, though he left his special friends behind as he were concerned they might cramp his style. Some men with old faces watched his progress but did not draw attention to themselves as they had not been properly introduced.

In the bushes, DOCTWHO encountered some different men with memorable helmets, who had heard of his typical activities and so they invited him back to their abode where they gave him a robe for his Lifetime Achievements.

This were a society that showed appreciation to DORCTOR WHO, but they would regularly suck-off the private essences of other members of the local group of savagists, as they was called, to improve their daily lives.

There were a room with bubbling fluids and general science nonsense, where they distilled the vital parts of the savagists, so that the ELDERMEN could imbibe of them, a bit like Energy Drinks, but with less caffeine, due to Health & Safety regulations.

When DRHOW found out about this he were critical of this social system, but he were suddenly sucked-off by JANTO, who were the bearded leader, which took him by surprise!

But there were a twist in this tale, and having taken DOCTORWHO's special fluids into him, JANTO found that he began to question his whole personal nature, which can happen. He decided that the society needed a different way of being run. so the Science Equipment were smashed and the glass were recycled in an appropriate manner.

DOCTRWHO gave his approval to the new society and suggested that STEFANO be involved in an Executive Capacity, as he were now widely-travelled and had the relevant experiences.

DOO-DOO were sad to see STEFANO leave, as can be observed in a small clip from Episode 4 (or 'Episode 4' as it is generally called), though her movements appeared to be somewhat jerky, which were an interesting way of displaying her unease with his decision.

At the end DRHOWO say that In this strange complex of time and space, anything can happen, which were not commented upon by fandom at the time, but were possibly a subtle warning that the show might be cancelled at some point in the next 25 years or so.

DRWHW also noticed that his Reacting Vibrator was not of much use to him, so he resolved to donate it to a charity shop, in the hope that it would find a new owner who would treasure its abilities, and we never heard of it again.

Then the TARDIST wheedled and grinned its way to a new destination, wherein the crew would gaze upon a large upright structure that housed a deadly threat to all Mankinds.

Next Episode:

"Is that so?"

(By Andrew Trowbridge)